FAQ

How are you?
Pretty good, you?

How often do you update this thing?
Maybe a couple times a year.

Why don’t you write more?
“No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.” – Samuel Johnson

What? Seriously?
No, I just can’t find the time, and when I can I find I have nothing to say.

Does anyone actually read your blog?
No, not really. They mostly just stumble across it while Googling stuff about Bioshock. I never should have written that entry.

Has anyone ever asked you any of these questions?
Only the one about bananas.

How many times have you been crapped on by a bird?
Twice.

Have any amazing talents?
Um. I am pretty flexible/double jointed, and I learned to wiggle my ears after a few years of practice.

What kind of camera do you have?
A Nikon D40. It gets the job done, but I really want/need a new one.

What’s the best way to peel a banana?
From the bottom. Just pinch it and peel. It’s incredibly easy, and I’ve been doing it for years now. I’ve been told that monkeys apparently peel bananas this way, but I have no idea if that’s true or not.

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